Kat’s Musings

Tag: high school

  • Why Mean Girls Is the Ultimate Guide to Human Nature

    Why Mean Girls Is the Ultimate Guide to Human Nature

    Despite everything that I have gone through and my trad ways: I can be a full-blown basic millennial bitch sometimes. And nothing makes that more obvious than the fact that I still rewatch Mean Girls. Lindsay Lohan’s Cady Heron, Regina George’s icy glare, that iconic burn book— I am obsessed. But here is the part that actually pisses people off: this so-called silly teen comedy from 2004 is not just funny. It is one of the most brutally honest dissections of human behavior ever made. It exposes the raw, ugly truth that high school is not some quirky phase we all grow out of. It also is an example of the entire human condition.

    We like to pretend that we evolved. We tell ourselves that survival, food, shelter, sex, and basic needs are what really drive us. Bullshit. Mean Girls rips that illusion to shreds and laughs. The real engine of human behavior—the thing that makes us lie, scheme, backstab, conform, and sometimes destroy each other—is not hunger or safety (sometimes it is sex, though!). It is the desperate need to be popular. To be liked. To be loved. To belong. To win the social game.

    And we never outgrow it. We just trade the cafeteria for Instagram, the Burn Book for group chats, and plastic crowns for clout.

    Think about it. In the movie, these girls are not fighting over food or territory in some primal sense. They are clawing for the throne of the cafeteria. Regina George does not need to steal your lunch money—she needs to own your entire personality. She wants you wearing her approved jeans, repeating her approved phrases, and fearing her. That power is currency. Social currency. And once you have it, you control the tribe.

    This is not exaggeration. Everything in this life revolves around power. This is evolutionary psychology wearing a pink “On Wednesdays we wear pink” shirt.

    Evolutionary biologists can talk all day about Maslow’s Hierarchy of Needs and how we are wired for shelter and reproduction. Cool story, bro. But watch Mean Girls and tell me the real hierarchy is not social status first. Cady literally abandons her authentic math-nerd self, her values, and her real friends the second she gets a taste of the Plastics’ world. All of this, because the rewards center of the primate brain lights up when it senses acceptance from the high-status group. Being exiled is death in social terms. In ancient tribes, it basically was death. Today it feels like it too—ask anyone who has ever been canceled, ghosted, or removed from the group chat.

    We are not rational actors driven by logic. We are status-obsessed monkeys in Lululemon who would rather be feared and desired than safe and anonymous. Mean Girls just had the balls to make it hilarious and horrifying at the same time.

    High School never ends—it just gets better lighting and Venmos.

    This movie is not about teenagers. It is about all of us. The Plastics run the school the same way certain women run certain friend groups, the same way certain men dominate certain industries, the same way influencers dictate what we are all supposed to want this week.

    We all see it everywhere: the coworkers who sabotage your promotion, the “wellness” ladies who passive-aggressively shame others’ choices, judging people on their appearance in their dating profiles or any other social media where low interaction results in social death.

    We mock high school cliques, but then spend our adulthood curating the exact same hierarchies online. “I’m not like other girls” energy? I hear/say it all the time, still alive and thriving. Now, the Burn Book has just been digitized.

    We all know it is all fake. We all know the game is ridiculous. Yet we keep playing because the alternative—being invisible, unliked, uncool—is apparently worse than selling pieces of our soul.

    It says that humans are all vain. Shallow. Tribal. Cruel. And painfully human.

    Mean Girls celebrates this chaos. It shows that the desire to be loved and admired can make you brilliant, strategic, funny, and ruthless all at once. Cady’s transformation is not just a plot device—it is every person who has ever reinvented themselves to fit in. Every time you bought the “right” bag, posted the “right” vacation photo, or bit your tongue to stay in the group, you were living your own Mean Girls moment.

    So call me basic. Call me obsessed. But I will keep rewatching because every single time I do, I see myself, my enemies, everyone I know, and the entire trajectory of human civilization reflected back in those chaotic cafeteria scenes.

    Popularity does not just matter… In the grand scheme of things, it might matter most.

  • Americana.

    Americana.

    I have lived in the tiny town of Snohomish, Washington,since I was seven years old. Snohomish is not flashy. It is not Seattle. It is the kind of place where you grow up slow. The biggest drama is who forgot to lock the barn. In Snohomish, “good morning” still means something.

    I used to hate that. I wanted to be a big city girl (ala Samantha Jones in Sex and the City). I even went away from the public school I was supposed to attend. I did this so I could dress and be a little more high class. 

    The girls who live in Snohomish pride themselves for living in a Bodunk town. “Fancy” usually means that you will sink into the muddy fields. It is not the norm.  But I did not like that. I did not want to wear pajamas and slippers to class. I wanted to wear stilettos and I dreamt of living in a penthouse. 

     None of that ended up happening. It became dangerous to even visit a city. Now I have a different perspective of this small town. It feels like living inside a postcard and that postcard smells like rain and fresh-cut grass most days. 

    This town is tiny, maybe ten thousand people. Main Street still looks like it did in the nineteen-twenties. It has brick storefronts, a hardware store that sells everything from nails to fudge, and diners. The river runs right through the middle—Snohomish River, wide and slow. Packed with sunburned locals in July. Around here, summers are for the county fair (something that I do not partake in). It is not the flashy kind with Ferris wheels taller than trees. It’s just a dusty field off Second Street, filled with goats baaa-ing, cotton candy, and sketchy ride operators. Winters are quieter. Fog rolls in off of Puget Sound like a blanket, and school buses crawl through it, headlights glowing. 

    People here do not rush. You wave at strangers because you have seen them before— since the town is so small. Everyone knows everyone’s business. They do not judge, or at least, they do not judge out loud. This was new to this little Russian girl. I left for college, came back since. The river still smells the same. The hardware store still sells fudge. And yes it rains, but it rains softly— as if this place is giving you a hug. 

    I want to share this hug with the love of my life. Convincing my boyfriend to move out to Washington state was like my experience of recognizing my hometown in the past. It is different from the postcard version I see now. 

    While we would not be living in Snohomish, small towns are so much more attractive than the big bad cities. While I do not want to dress like a slob or float down a river in the summer— I would rather that than be raped by an immigrant and encounter needles in the storefronts.  He would rather cheer for the teams that his family has always supported and not be surrounded by “aw shucks” coworkers. 

    So I do not belong in Snohomish, Washington, but I have definitely developed an appreciation for small towns. I might live in a small “Americana” town in Montana or the Carolinas. Wherever I end up, I will always waive “hello” and will not judge (out loud). 

  • Shattered.

    Shattered.

    If we are going to go through the character arc of my not being good enough and the affect that it had on my life thus far , we have to further elaborate on what led me into my post-high-school downward spiral and my current health issues. 

    In high school, I tried extremely hard. After my middle school experience at being an overweight/ flunking embarrassment, I was shown how people only gave me praise and attention if I wore a size zero and excelled in my studies. So I withered away and took notes/ highlighted my books until my fingers bled. I tried to keep a social life, but eventually the obsession with my food and appearance gave way. 

    I even drove myself to school (once I got my license) hours earlier so that I could sit in the computer lab and search for homes where an adolescent can live on her own (I always thought that living on my own was the answer to my prayers!) 

    And then of course there was a boy. He was a firefighter, did not go to my school and actually showed interest in me. I was not used to this. I was deprived of romance and even though I had no interest in him, I craved his touch, his kisses and his text messages as if I had been trekking through the desert for years and he was a fresh spring of water. 

    But I never slept with him. I must have had some kind of moral code, because this would continue in university. We would do everything but as soon as it came to the actual act, I became dismissive. That did not please the twenty-year-old-playboy -firefighter, and suddenly his attention turned elsewhere. He went back to his ex-girlfriend— an easy get— fake tanned, a bit chubby and dumb as rocks. 

    My ego was absolutely shattered. My heart cracked open—like someone took a hammer to a glass jar and just let it shatter. Even though I had spent years not eating or enjoying life in order to be at the top of my class and in order to look like I was perfect—even though I made myself better than anyone else—I was once again still not good enough. My carefully curated Kate Moss-esque figure and resume quickly became crumpled trash in the midst of a “normie” high school girl. So I officially gave up. 

    I literally just stopped caring. I threw my hands up and started eating everything that I was missing out on for years. I stopped studying too. I took my tests after spending the night binging a television series (and binging copious amounts of snacks!). I would skip my classes the day that a major paper was due so that I could get it done the second before it was due.

    I gained more than twice the amount of weight that I weighed in high school. My parents were shocked when they saw me, they had me workout with a personal trainer, as if that was the issue—I simply had to move more not eat less.  However , the judgements only made me eat more. Still not good enough. 

    I reached out to some of the family friends I had grown up with so that I could have some semblance of a social life. And they helped. Invited me out. Made me laugh. But now everything felt fake.

    I was avoiding everyone from high school who knew me as the “anorexic girl “— the one who would only wear high heels and dresses or skirts instead of the jeans and sneakers of everyone around me— because I used to be better than everyone around me (or at least I believed I was). 

    Now I was ashamed. Now high heels would pinch my chunky toes and instead of flaunting my slender legs in skirts, I hid my giant slabs of meat in sweatpants and size thirty-two jeans. I avoided posting pictures of myself. I used to be so beautiful. I used to take immense pleasure in hearing my father tell his friends, “isn’t my daughter so hot?” He stopped saying that…

    Essentially the high school “breakup” did not just end a relationship—it ended me.  Once we had met, once I had tasted the attention I had been yearning for; I had built my whole senior year around him: I had started eating again (but not too much and of course I would never let myself go to sleep without working off every calorie I had eaten that day), late-night texts so that he could get more attention than my studies did, and fantasies about life together. 

    College was supposed to be freedom. Instead it felt like punishment. Instead of being lithe and studious, I was just studying myself—how to numb out, how to fake smiles, how to avoid anyone who might matter. I “slutted” around, but obviously nothing stuck. Every kiss tasted like betrayal. Every “I like you” sounded like a lie, because why would anyone like an over-two-hundred-pound girl?  I drank too much and I slept too much (making up for sleeping only a few hours every night in high school). 

    The worst part? I blamed him. For years. Like if he had never cheated, I would have gone to Yale, had a perfect GPA and had a perfect boyfriend. But It took recovering from my upcoming disability for me to realize: heartbreak does not ruin college. It does not ruin life. You do. You ruin it when you stop showing up. When you decide you are too broken to try. When you treat every new person like a ticking bomb. 

    Do not let one bad love story become the whole plot. Because the truth is, the boy who broke me? He is probably still in his mom’s basement, playing Fortnite. And I am here—yes, I do not like my current situation but I am surviving—writing this, breathing, alive and planning for a future. That is the real win.

    Essentially this entire experience taught me that everything happens for a reason— as corny as it may sound. Because honestly? The real damage was not the “breakup”—it was how I let it define me. I let one boy’s cowardice rewrite my future. I let shame decide my friends and my life.

    It is not something that I should look back on and regret, because what is really the point of that?!  If I was never made to feel like I was not good enough and thus never imploded, I would not have gone through the whole process of finding my voice and who I am, that means that I would not have started with the Twitter account full of snarky comments and controversial statements (seriously— people would constantly accuse me of either being a federal agent or a man pretending to run a girl’s account) and that would not have led me to meet the someone three thousand miles away— the man of my dreams. Maybe he is that perfect boyfriend I had envisioned finding in college. 

    Senior Year High School
    Post University