Tag: good enough

  • Manifesting My Ideal Life: Love, Wellness, and Joy

    Manifesting My Ideal Life: Love, Wellness, and Joy

    The kind of life that would finally allow me to fully exist is:

    A life with him: there is no such thing as “focus on yourself first” as I have found that being dedicated to the love of my life does so much for me. My soul recognizing its favorite home. Everything I thought I needed to “work on” in isolation suddenly becomes irrelevant because the thing that was actually starving me was the absence of him. This life brings me much more joy and happiness than getting whatever I want delivered to my doorstep etc. Being together physically makes my entire soul let out a giant sigh of relief.

    I do not want to be a self-sufficient island. I want to be his. Fully, stupidly, unapologetically his. I want the version of me that only exists when I am pouring into someone who pours back. That version feels more alive than any solo “healed” version I have ever performed.

    Two people walking on a sunlit cobblestone street with long shadows
    Two people walk down a sunlit old stone street casting long shadows.

    Able- bodied life: And yes, I want the body that can actually meet that life.

    All in all, I am not interested in the gentle, realistic, disability-acceptance script everyone tries to hand me like a participation trophy. I do not want to “redefine beauty” or “find new ways to move through the world.” I want my left side to cooperate again. I want to walk for miles without calculating how much pain I am willing to trade for the view. I want to put on a pair of stilettos and feel my hips sway instead of my balance negotiate with gravity. I want to hold his hand on a long hike and not have to pretend the cane is some cute accessory.

    Doctors and well-meaning realists can keep their timelines and theiryou’ll probably always need…speeches. The universe is not running a charity. It is not on a budget. If I can imagine my fingers threading through his while we walk through tall grass at golden hour, if I can see myself in the kitchen moving freely, cooking for the man I chose, then that version is already on its way. I am not manifesting from a place of lack. I am remembering forward. My arms will work. My balance will hold. I will be the woman who can be a proper wife to him without negotiating with my own nervous system every time I stand up.

    Warm and sunny life: There is something about the amount of dopamine and serotonin I get from the sunshine. Plus I am forever freezing so I would rather survive somewhere naturally warm than have my man pump in synthetic heat for the majority of the year. I want mornings where the light pours through the windows onto our bed and neither of us has to reach for a sweater.

    Unemployed life:while I do love writing ; let it be my own little hobby. I refuse to let my words turn into another job that pulls me away from him. In order to fully dedicate myself to my man, I will not to answer to anyone else/ have any stress or anxiety running through my veins. Girls are meant to live easy and whimsy little lives. I want to be the woman who makes his house feel like home instead of the woman who comes home exhausted and has nothing left to give.

    Childless life: I am an incredibly selfish person and I know that I will always put me and my man first. Unfortunately I know what it is like to be completely ignored/ neglected by a parent and I will never wish that kind of pain and suffering upon a child, but I know that my personality is to do just that.

    So no kids. Not as some enlightened childfree flex. Just as the only honest choice I can make. Better an empty house than a child who grows up feeling like an afterthought.

    Wooden rocking cradle near large window with white sheer curtains flowing
    A cozy wooden rocking cradle sits by a bright window with sheer curtains flowing in the breeze. Empty cradle= freedom (for me personally)

    This is the life that would finally let me exist instead of survive.

    Him. Walks. Sunshine that actually warms me. No boss, no inbox, no tiny humans I would inevitably fail. Just the two of us in a warm house where my body works, my soul is quiet, and I get to pour every single drop of myself into the only thing that has ever made the noise stop.

    Call it codependent. Call it regressive. Call it whatever makes you feel better about the life you settled for.

    I am not settling anymore. I am asking for the whole thing. And I am not ashamed of how badly I want it.

  • Benefits of Drinking (Yes, You Read That Correctly)

    Benefits of Drinking (Yes, You Read That Correctly)

    The wellness industrial complex has it wrong. While everyone else is out here microdosing mushrooms and journaling their feelings, my boyfriend and I have discovered the ancient, time-tested secret to actually enjoying this ridiculous existence: popping bottles like the world owes us a party. And it kind of does.

    Every single time we get to steal a few days together in this soul-crushing timeline, we treat it like the main event (I still remember how loudly I celebrated when he uncorked our first bottle!) Not “date night.” Not “quality time.” A full-blown, no-apologies celebration. We live for collecting moments and creating memories.

    Because if you are not celebrating the fact that you both made it through another timeline without each other— does anything really matter?

    I had to personally educate my man on the sacred hierarchy of bubbles. Champagne is not just “fancy sparkling wine.” It is the French aristocrat with a protected designation of origin. The bubbles were originally an accident as the fermentation process caused stored wines to explode, delivering that signature toasty, brioche-y complexity and those aggressive, fine bubbles that taste much more superior than synthetically created ones. Prosecco is the fun, flirty Italian cousin — brighter, fruitier, cheaper, and happy to show up to literally any occasion without an attitude. And then there is generic sparkling wine, the chaotic neutral workhorse that gets the job done when the good stuff is sold out or you are feeling budget-conscious.

    We now exclusively order and stock the goods. Delivery drivers, grocery stores, bars or restaurants we are forever part of some elite sparkling wine cartel. No more settling. Life is too short for mid bubbles.

    And yes — my boyfriend occasionally does shots with my father. Because bonding. Because tradition. Because nothing forges that sacred father-in-law/son-in-law alliance quite like grimacing through a round of vodka while pretending they are not both slightly terrified of each other. I sit back with my drink and watch these two grown men bond over the universal language of “let’s burn our throats and talk about Trump so we don’t have to talk about feelings.” It is disgusting. It is wholesome. It is peak masculinity.

    I on the other hand am a disciplined one-espresso-martini woman. That perfect, caffeinated, slightly dangerous little monster in a martini glass. One is elegant. The rest of the drinks are for celebration purposes only.

    This is what the sobriety police failed to understand: drinking is how we weaponize joy against the void. Why would I care if alcohol prematurely ages my cells when my man is forever babying me and making my life silly, fun and easy? It pushes us to create more memories and experiences.

    • It turns ordinary moments into legendary ones. That random dinner I made becomes “the night we popped the good bottle and laughed until we cried.”
    • It lowers the volume on the noise. The anxiety of not being together, the overthinking, the endless mental tabs open in my brain — alcohol (and him) is the world’s most reliable (if imperfect) volume knob.
    • It creates actual memories instead of just content. Sobriety is great for optimization. But you know what is better? Happiness. Celebrating that happy moment is great for living a story worth telling.
    • It is rebellion in a glass. Every time you choose celebration over optimization, you are flipping off the wellness grifters— your sleep scores and your hormone levels do not provide a full picture of how your life is going to go.
    Two hands holding champagne glasses with raspberries, toasting at sunset on a terrace with flowers and a coastal town in the background
    Two people clink champagne glasses on a terrace overlooking a coastal sunset town.

    Life is already one giant, absurd, painful, hilarious win just by virtue of you still being here. The universe is actively trying to humble you every single day. Might as well humble it back with some bubbles and bad decisions that turn into good stories.

    So yeah. We drink. We celebrate. We treat every shared hour like it is New Year’s Eve because the alternative is pretending this is all very serious and we should be optimizing our sleep scores instead of making questionable choices with each other.

    Champagne bottle being opened with cork popping and sparkling spray
    A champagne bottle is popped open, spraying bubbly foam at a festive gathering.

    Pop it. Live a little. The sober police will still be there tomorrow, miserable and well-rested.

  • My deepest passion is nutrition — but ultimately, it’s all for him

    What are you passionate about?

    He is the prize at the end of the journey. To fully receive that gift and build the life I dream of with him, I have made my health non-negotiable. Nutrition is not just a hobby for me; it is something I can wax poetic about for hours with genuine excitement. I have explored it all — from the MAHA movement (seed oils, fluoride, ultra-processed additives, and all the hidden toxins) to Ray Peat’s principles and everything in between. I have lived the experiments myself: vegan, gluten-free, paleo, keto. I have been underweight and overweight. Through trial and error, I have learned what truly makes the body and mind thrive.

    Bright multicolored heart-shaped light swirl in starry cosmic background
    A glowing, multicolored heart-shaped swirl glimmers vividly in space.

    A brain injury years ago left me with some lasting effects I can be self-conscious about. It does not stop me from loving deeply or building a lasting relationship— as seen in my current form attracting him (thankfully, the “disability” does not seem to bother him at all), but I still carry that quiet desire to show up as my strongest, healthiest self. I want to move through life with ease — for me, and especially for him.

    Currently. Wifely duties from afar.

    Because more than anything, I long to be his perfect little housewife. I can already manage it beautifully with one hand, but two steady hands would let me pour even more love into our home. And yes — almost every girl dreams of the aisle. So I am committed to walking strong, not just so I can hold his hand while we stroll down the street or along the beach, but so I can walk down that damn aisle toward him, radiant and ready for forever.

    Two illuminated houses on mountain cliffs linked by a glowing light trail under starry sky
    Love from a Distance.
  • So Much For Therapy’s Deficit Model: I’m Actually Winning Right Now

    So Much For Therapy’s Deficit Model: I’m Actually Winning Right Now

    I am done pretending I need to hunt for problems like some emotional truffle pig. Therapy loves to open every session with that tired script: “What’s been bothering you lately?” or the classic “What’s on your mind today?” Like clockwork. Every. Single. Time.

    It is exhausting. Not because I am repressing trauma or whatever buzzword they are peddling this week, but because it forces you into this permanent defeatist mindset. Your brain starts scanning for cracks in life.. I used to play along. I used to dutifully excavate my worries about recovery—will my body ever feel like mine again? Will the future with my boyfriend actually stick or are we just trauma-bonded?—and hand them over like a good little patient.

    Not lately though. Lately the script flipped and I am not apologizing for it.

    I have been incredibly blessed, and saying that out loud feels almost rebellious in a culture addicted to struggle porn. My recovery is not some fragile domino set anymore; it is steady. The kind of steady where I wake up and do not immediately audit every pain like a hypochondriac auditor. My relationship? We are not just surviving—we are actually building something that does not feel like it is one bad night away from collapsing. He promises me the world and I hold him to it. We are laughing more than we are spiraling. Wild concept.

    And then there was Friday.

    I met my friend at that little corner café—the one with the ketogenic goodies. She has not seen me in a couple months, but she was the only one I met with post-stroke-we reconnected in 2015– when I was still drooling all over the place and pissing myself. She has since divorced, remarried, birthed two children and dominated the business world.

    I just smirked and ordered my usual. Because, my own glow-up is also real. And yes I owe it mostly to him— making me less self-conscious about my body and showing me how I can be loved just by being me. Unfortunately, my entire existence has been riddled with the feeling that I am somehow “not good enough” (read more about that here and here). Enter him. My boyfriend. My knight in shining armor. Skin clearer, posture straighter, that quiet confidence that does not need to announce itself with neon. Quietly improving in all aspects of life. I have been working out with actual consistency instead of performative self-punishment. Eating like I respect my body instead of bargaining with it. Dressing like I actually want to be seen. The kind of changes that happen when you stop waiting for permission to feel good.

    She kept saying I looked “different.” Lighter. Like I have shed an invisible backpack full of other people’s expectations. And she is right. I have.

    Therapy wants me to pathologize this. To poke at it until I find the hidden rot. “But what if the other shoe drops?” “Are you avoiding processing—?” Nope. I am not avoiding. I am just refusing to live in the waiting room of my own life anymore, endlessly prepping for the next disaster that might not even show up.

    This is not toxic positivity. This is pattern recognition. For once the scale is tipping toward good, and I am not going to self-sabotage by being suspicious about it . The universe finally tossed me a W streak and I am milking it. I am wearing the glow like it is my princess crown. Let the worried voices stay with the parents; I am out here collecting evidence that healing does not have to be miserable theater.

    So next time some well-meaning therapist asks what is bothering me, I might just lean back, smile like the villain who won, and say:

    Nothing. For the first time in forever, absolutely fucking nothing. Next question.”

    The glow-up is not just skin-deep. It is systemic. And I am not going back to deficit mode just to make the session notes sound productive.

    Stay winning.

  • Down Under Dreams: My Wild Teenage Adventure in Australia with People to People

    Down Under Dreams: My Wild Teenage Adventure in Australia with People to People

    At fifteen years old, I stepped off a plane into a world that felt like it had leaped straight out of a National Geographic. The air was warmer, drier, and carried the faint scent of eucalyptus. I was part of the People to People Ambassador Program, a life-changing opportunity that took a group of wide-eyed American teens halfway around the globe to Australia. What started as a simple cultural exchange trip quickly became a whirlwind of big-city glamour, rugged outback exploration, family-style homestays, and the kind of teenage chaos that only happens when you are far from home and the usual rules do not quite apply (the innocent kind though, not really what we see on teenager television shows).

    Our itinerary was perfectly balanced between urban sophistication and raw Australian wilderness. We bounced between the gleaming harbors of Sydney and Melbourne and endless stretches of red earth in the outback. Long bus rides became our moving classrooms—hours spent watching the landscape shift from bustling streets to golden grasslands. We stayed with local families who opened their homes (and hearts) to us, sharing meals, stories, and glimpses into everyday Aussie life that no guidebook could ever capture.

    Sydney hit me like a fever dream. The iconic Opera House rose like white sails against the sparkling harbor, its curves even more breathtaking in person than in any photo I had seen. We toured the Olympic facilities from the 2000 Games, walking through stadiums that once echoed with global cheers. I remember standing there, imagining the roar of the crowd, feeling tiny yet somehow part of something enormous.

    But beneath the excitement, I carried a heavy secret. This was the year after I started high school, and the pressure to look and be “perfect” had already taken root in my mind. Australia felt like the ultimate reset button—a chance to reinvent myself far from judgmental eyes back home. Before the trip even began, I emailed the volunteer chaperones with a carefully worded note: I would not be eating much, and they should not worry about me. Looking back now, it breaks my heart to think of that determined, insecure fifteen-year-old girl trying so hard to control the one thing she could in a brand-new country.

    On those long bus rides, packed lunches were handed out like clockwork—sandwiches thick with deli meats, crisp chips, and sweet treats. I would politely unwrap mine, eat only the apple, and quietly put the rest aside. The volunteers were kind, but I could feel their concerned glances. During our homestay in Melbourne, the warm “mom” of the house cooked a hearty Australian meal just for us. I pushed the plate away after a few bites, murmuring something about being full. Her disappointed but understanding look still lingers with me. Food became both enemy and background noise while the real adventure swirled around me.

    Of course, no trip at fifteen would be complete without plenty of youthful mischief. I flirted shamelessly with the boys in our group—stolen glances across bus aisles, whispered jokes during tours, and that electric buzz of first crushes amplified by the freedom of being overseas.

    The Australian sun, however, showed no mercy. Wanting to be perfect meant that I wanted golden skin. I ended up severely sunburned. My skin turned lobster-red, peeling in painful sheets for days. Lesson learned: respect the ozone hole Down Under.

    One of my biggest hurdles was begging my mother—via crackly payphone calls from a random shopping mall —to let me get my belly button pierced. I pleaded, I reasoned, I dramatically described how “everyone” was doing it. She held firm.

    Instead, I settled for a temporary tattoo from a quirky shop near the harbor. It was some butterfly design that I proudly showed off to the group. When I got home, I let everyone believe it was real, basking in the temporary cool factor before it faded in the shower. Small rebellions, big memories.

    The real soul of the trip was during our long bus tours through the outback. The landscape stretched endlessly—red dirt, scrubby bushes, and skies so vast they made you feel wonderfully insignificant. We learned about Aboriginal culture, their deep connection to the land, and the stories passed down through oldtime legends.

    Vehicle driving on winding red dirt road in arid outback landscape
    A vehicle traverses a winding red dirt road through arid outback terrain under a partly cloudy sky

    One unforgettable stop was a wildlife sanctuary where I finally got to hold a tiny koala. He was everything I imagined: fluffy gray fur, button eyes, and a sleepy demeanor (apparently they are constantly high from eating the eucalyptus). I beamed for the camera, arms gently cradling him. But internally? I was screaming. Those adorable little claws dug into my arm like tiny needles. Sharp did not even begin to describe it. Still, worth every scratch for that photo and the story.

    We spotted kangaroos hopping freely in the wild—elegant, powerful creatures that seemed to defy gravity. At the sanctuary, we got closer, feeding them and watching their curious faces up close. Later, in a remote outback experience hosted by Aboriginal elders, we were treated to kangaroo tail. It was an honor to share in their traditional food. The tail was tough, mostly dense muscle with very little fat or tenderness—chewy, gamey, and completely unlike anything I had eaten before. It was not about gourmet flavor; it was about connection, respect, and tasting a piece of the land itself.

    That trip to Australia did not magically fix my insecurities around food and body image. Those battles continued for years as I eventually got down to double digits on the bathroom scale. But it planted seeds of perspective. I saw a country that was both modern and ancient, vibrant and harsh, welcoming and wild. I learned that adventures are messy—full of sunburns, awkward flirtations, hidden struggles, and moments of pure wonder.

    Holding that koala, even through the pain, symbolized something bigger: sometimes the cutest, most picture-perfect experiences are actually concealing something painful. Pushing away plates did make me feel more in control; but it also made me miss out on shared meals and hospitality. The temporary tattoo washed off, but the memories never did.

    Years later, I look back on that fifteen-year-old girl with compassion. She was brave enough to travel across the world, curious enough to embrace new cultures, and human enough to make mistakes. Australia taught me that life is best experienced fully—sunburns, sharp claws, kangaroo tail, and all.

    If you ever get the chance to say yes to an adventure that scares and excites you, just do it (like Nike!). Whether it is Australia or somewhere closer to home, the outback of your own growth is waiting.

  • The Faux Pas of Following the Script in Life

    The Faux Pas of Following the Script in Life

    Faux pas.

    Literally, it means “false step” in French—like you tripped over your own feet in the middle of a crowded ballroom and everyone turned to stare. In American English, we have borrowed the term to describe any social blunder, any tiny (or not-so-tiny) violation of the invisible rulebook that supposedly keeps society running smoothly. Say the wrong thing at a dinner party. Wear white after Labor Day. Ask a woman when she is expecting … when she is not actually pregnant. Boom. Faux pas. Social death.

    The phrase has always fascinated me because it is so perfectly French in its elegance and so perfectly American in its judgment. It sounds sophisticated, almost romantic—but really it is just polite code for “you messed up and now everyone’s secretly judging you.”

    And that got me thinking.

    Why are we so obsessed with these invisible lines? Who drew them? Who keeps redrawing them every few years? And why does the mere idea of being told how I am“supposed” to behave in any given situation make my skin crawl and my inner rebel kick into overdrive?

    I have never been good at following scripts. Not in recitals, not in job interviews, and definitely not in the grand theater of adult life. The older I get, the more I realize that a huge chunk of my personal growth has come from deliberately stepping on the lines everyone else is so busy tiptoeing around. Not out of spite (okay, sometimes out of spite), but because performing for an invisible audience feels like slow suffocation.

    Let me give you an example. My lack of job or career. My relationship and its status.

    Translation: Sweetie, that’s a faux pas. You’re supposed to say you are a “marketing coordinator” or “nurse practitioner” or anything that sounds like you have a 401(k) and a five-year plan.

    And: He is suppossed to choose you immediately. You should live together, get married and become a family, like everyone else…

    Because apparently everyone is the same and has the same path in life.

    Stability is overrated when you are busy living the life you actually want. And I want to be his 100%.

    That moment I am told how to live my life is never about being rude. It is all about refusing to shrink myself into the neat little box labeled “Acceptable Adult Woman.” Society has a whole collection of those boxes—career boxes, relationship boxes, body boxes, personality boxes—and they all come with instruction manuals disguised as “just common sense” or “what everyone does.”  News flash: most people do not even have any sense whatsoever (so it is not really that common). 

    Here is the thing I have learned the hard way: those expectations are not there to protect us. They are there to keep things comfortable. Comfortable for everyone else. Predictable. Easy to categorize. If I follow the script—get the degree, land the safe job, marry at the right age, have the right number of kids, post the curated vacation photos, never admit I sometimes cry in my shower—then nobody has to feel awkward. Nobody has to question their own choices. The machine keeps humming.

    But what if the machine is boring? What if the script was written by people who were terrified of their own shadow? What if “fitting in” is just another way of saying “quietly dying inside”?

    I am not advocating for chaos. I still say please and thank you. Basic decency is not the enemy. The enemy is the quiet tyranny of “this is how it’s done” when “it” no longer fits who you actually are.

    I hate being told what to do because I spent too many years doing exactly that and waking up wondering whose life I was living. I hate performative expectations because they turn human connection into a performance review. And I especially hate the way media has turned every single faux pas into a public execution. One off-color political joke, one long distance relationship, one honest opinion and suddenly you are struggling to get followers on social networks.

    The irony is that the people quickest to call out faux pas are often the ones most trapped by them. They are not free; they are just better at pretending.

    So here is my quiet rebellion: I am going to keep committing the occasional faux pas. Not the cruel ones—never those—but the ones that come from refusing to edit myself for other people’s comfort. I am going to wear the “wrong” outfit, say the “wrong” thing at the “wrong” time, and build a life that looks messy and inconsistent and deeply, unapologetically mine.

    Because the real false step is not tripping over some arbitrary social rule.

    The real false step is spending your whole life walking someone else’s path so carefully that you forget how to walk your own.

    And relearning how to walk has taught me that:  I would rather stumble forward in my own Yeezys than glide perfectly in someone else’s shoes. 

  • The Rise of Comfort: Embracing the Free-Bra Movement

    The Rise of Comfort: Embracing the Free-Bra Movement

    Remember when getting a bra that actually fit felt like a sacred, slightly humiliating pilgrimage? We would trek to the mall, hearts pounding, ready to surrender our bare chests to a stranger armed with nothing but a measuring tape and a clipboard. Victoria’s Secret was not just a store—it was a temple. And the goddess was that perfectly coiffed sales associate with the tape dangling around her neck.

    You would stand there in a tiny fitting room that smelled faintly of vanilla candles and desperation, arms raised while she poked, prodded, lifted, and adjusted. “Okay, honey, breathe out… now inhale… A cup? Or is that a B on a heavy day?” Brassiere itself sounds like industrial equipment. We endured it all for the promise of “lift and separation,” for the illusion of perfect, perky cleavage that could launch a thousand thirsty glances in high school. We contorted our bodies, sucked in our stomachs, and prayed the underwire would make us look like a goddess instead of committing war crimes on our young teenage bodies.

    Those were the days.

    Fast-forward to now, and the entire ritual has collapsed. I do not even think most women under 36 could tell you their real bra size if you held a gun to their head. We have collectively ghosted the fitting rooms. The measuring tape is an old relic only used by the boys now. Victoria’s Secret angels? Still gorgeous, but we are no longer buying what they are selling—literally.

    Instead, we are out here living our best soft-girl lives in cute little bandeaus, buttery-soft sports bras, and those barely-there bralettes that feel like a gentle hug from a cloud rather than a structural engineering project. No more wires digging into our ribs (I have a large ribcage!) like medieval torture devices. No more adjusting straps in public like a nervous tic. We are free-boobing it through Zoom calls, grocery runs, and yes, even date nights if the vibe is right (plus, my man enjoys my itty bittys).

    Let’s be real—this shift is not just about laziness. It is a quiet revolution.

    Society spent decades telling us our boobs needed to be contained, supported, weaponized. Push-up bras. Minimizer bras. Convertible bras with more hooks than a slasher film. We bought into the lie that comfort was secondary to looking “put together.” All for the boys to pay attention to us. That a proper lady had to have everything strapped down and presented like gift-wrapped perfection.

    Then came the pandemic. Sweatpants became uniforms. Loungewear went mainstream. And suddenly, we realized something revolutionary: our boobs do not actually need constant structural support to be valid. They are not structural hazards waiting to collapse. They are just… there. Soft, warm, part of us. And when we stopped squeezing them into unnatural shapes for eight hours a day, the world did not end. In fact, it got better. For me, nothing changed whether there was a pandemic or not. So I was free- boobing before it was “cool”.

    Woman sitting cross-legged on bed reading a book in cozy bedroom with natural light
    A woman enjoys a quiet morning reading a book in a sunlit bedroom.

    We discovered the joy of the bandeau—that rebellious little tube top that says, “I’m cute, I’m comfy, and I’m not apologizing for jiggle.” Sports bras that handle actual movement without turning us into armored tanks. Wireless wonders that whisper sweet nothings like, “Girl, breathe.”

    And let us talk about the knowledge gap. Ask a group of women their bra size today and watch the panic. “Umm… medium? Whatever fits” We have stopped obsessing over the numbers because the numbers were always a scam anyway. Bra sizing is notoriously inconsistent across brands. One store’s 32C is another’s 34B. It was all smoke, mirrors, and marketing.

    Ditching the heavy-duty bra is not just about comfort. It also is about reclaiming ownership of our bodies in a world that has long tried to dictate their shape, size, and presentation. I personally prefer being on the Itty Bitty Titty Committee , but advertisements and media companies love to shove triple Ds and Sydney Sweeney in my face…

    We are done performing for the male gaze with engineered cleavage. Done pretending that underwire equals empowerment. The free-boob movement—yes, I am calling it that—feels like the only level of body positivity I accept. It says: my breasts do not need to be edited, lifted, or minimized to be worthy.

    Of course, not everyone is on board. Older women clutch their pearls. The fitness bros complain about the materials in said bras. Some days even I miss the old sculpted look, but mostly I love sliding into a soft bralette and feeling like my natural body is enough.

    We traded poking and prodding for stretchy, breathable freedom. And I do not think we are going back.

    So next time you catch yourself reaching for that lacy, restrictive contraption out of habit, ask yourself: Do I really need this? Or am I just performing femininity from 2007?

    Throw on the bandeau. Rock the sports bra. Let them breathe.

  • Are You a Marilyn Monroe or a Jackie O? The Filthy, Fabulous Femininity Test

    Are You a Marilyn Monroe or a Jackie O? The Filthy, Fabulous Femininity Test

    Forget the polite little personality quizzes. Once a question asked on an episode of Mad Men and very appropriate as I recently watched the JFK junior/Carolyn Besset Love Story. Let’s get raw: Are you the blonde/ brunette bombshell who makes men (and women) lose their minds, or the untouchable ice queen whose quiet power leaves them begging for more? Marilyn Monroe dripped pure sex and vulnerability. Jackie Kennedy Onassis weaponized elegance, mystery, and class into something dangerously seductive.

    In 2026, where everyone is half-naked on Instagram yet starving for realness, knowing your dominant archetype is not just fun—it is foreplay for how you move through the world, the bedroom, and the boardroom.

    Marilyn was curves that would never quit, a whispery voice that sounded like she had just rolled out of bed, and a willingness to bare it all—literally and emotionally. She was champagne poured over naked skin, red lips wrapped around a martini glass, and that famous subway grate scene where she let the world look up her skirt and loved every second.

    You are Marilyn if:

    • You wear the dress that is one deep breath away from a wardrobe malfunction and own the room like it is your personal strip club.
    • Flirting is not optional—it is your native language. You touch, tease, laugh too loud, and leave them haunted.
    • Your sensuality is not hidden; it is the main event. You love your body, your desires, your wetness, your power to make people stupid with lust.
    • Chaos turns you on. Late nights, bad decisions, messy sheets, and waking up infamous
    • Deep down you crave to be devoured, worshipped, and remembered as the woman who set the world on fire.

    Marilyn is the party. She does not just attend it.

    Glamorous party, curvy silhouette, confetti, champagne, velvet

    Jackie was pearls (and I do not do pearls!), pillbox hats, and a stare that could castrate a man in public while making him ache in private. She survived scandal, buried husbands, and still emerged as the most desired, respected woman on the planet. Her power was in what she withheld—those long silences, the perfectly tailored suits hiding what everyone would kill to see, the intellectual foreplay that made smart men weak.

    Elegant interior with jacket, pearls, gloves

    You are Jackie if:

    • Your style is so sharp it cuts: tailored everything, bare skin only when it is strategic, and an aura that says “look but don’t you fucking dare touch unless I allow it.”
    • You dominate through composure. One raised eyebrow, one perfectly timed sentence, and people are on their knees—figuratively, and sometimes literally.
    • You fuck with minds, not just bodies. Art, literature, history, and quiet dominance are your aphrodisiacs. You collect powerful lovers like trophies while not letting them in. 
    • Privacy is your kink. The more they want to expose you, the more untouchable you become.
    • Your strength is steel wrapped in silk: grief, betrayal, and public eyes only make you more exquisite and dangerous.

    Jackie does not chase. She selects. And when she lets you in, it ruins you for everyone else.

    The Quiz: No Bullshit, Just Truth

    Answer fast. No overthinking. A = Marilyn, B = Jackie.

    1. Your fantasy Friday night?
      A) Skin-tight dress, no panties, dancing dirty until someone worthy takes you home.
      B) Candlelit dinner where the conversation is foreplay, then slow, deliberate seduction behind closed doors.
    2. Signature “fuck me” accessory?
      A) Blood-red lipstick smeared just enough to look freshly kissed…
      B) A single strand of pearls and oversized sunglasses that hide everything while promising nothing.
    3. How do you handle intense desire or drama?
      A) Feel it between your legs, express it loud and messy, then ride the wave.
      B) Stay ice-cool in public, then unleash it privately like a controlled explosion.
    4. Dream escape?
      A) Bikini, tequila, and a yacht full of beautiful people who all want a taste.
      B) Private island or Paris penthouse where the only one who gets close is the one you choose.
    5. Your seductive superpower?
      A) Making strangers obsessed with one look, one laugh, one deliberate bend.
      B) Leaving them wondering what is underneath the perfection—and making them earn every glimpse.

    Mostly A’s: You are a Marilyn—raw, juicy, addictive trouble. The world needs your heat.
    Mostly B’s: You are Jackie—elegant, lethal, unforgettable. Your restraint is the ultimate tease.


    I am definitely a split
    . I am the deadly hybrid: I used to have Marilyn’s body and I definitely sexualized it. I have learned to adore my body. Properly displaying it. That topped with Jackie’s mind. Dangerous as hell. I played the unattainable ice princess for years when I met my love. Telling him (and myself) how I did not feel any emotions. Craving to be a mystery, I would not reveal anything. 

    I try to be purely Jackie- serious but I still speak with the Marilyn “baby voice” and he has definitely made me more bubbly and playful. 

    We were told to be “empowered” by being everything. Bullshit. The real power move is knowing when to unleash your inner slutty goddess and when to wield untouchable queen energy. Marilyn reminds us that desire is holy. Jackie proves that withholding it can be even hotter.

    Some mornings you wake up wanting to be bent over in heels. Others, you want to sip espresso in a trench coat with nothing underneath and make them wait.

  • My Cringey, Hungry, Blonde Obsession Years

    My Cringey, Hungry, Blonde Obsession Years

    When I was young, I was obsessed with Britney Spears (another basic bitch tendency). I know today she is a total mess, but there was a time when my walls were covered in pictures of her—I was straight-up obsessed with Britney Spears. The one with the flat stomach, tiny outfits, and that “Hit Me Baby One More Time” schoolgirl fantasy that made every pre-teen’s hormones go haywire.

    My bedroom walls were a full-on Britney shrine. Posters from floor to ceiling, magazine cutouts taped up in my closet. I wanted to be her — that perfect blend of innocent and filthy, the girl every guy wanted and every girl secretly envied. People definitely thought I was a lesbian back then. I mean, can you blame them? I was plastering my room with images of a half-naked pop princess. 

    And yes, I took it to the extreme. During the darkest days of my eating disorder, I followed her old workout routine religiously. Twelve hundred sit-ups a day. That was my way of insuring that I was working off every calorie I was forced to eat. No exaggeration. I would lie on my living room floor, starving, counting every crunch while imagining my stomach getting as flat and tight as hers. (Sometimes it would be until two in the morning and then I would be up at six). That kind of obsession is not cute — it is unhinged. But at the time it felt like devotion. Britney was my thinspiration, my goddess, my unattainable fuck-you to my own body.

    Then eighth grade hit and I had a full personality 180. I ditched the pop princess fantasy and became the ultimate “surfer girl.” Still skinny, but not glitzy and glamorous. You know the type — sun-bleached hair, golden skin (spray on tans FTW), that effortless, just-fucked beach vibe. I traded in my old wardrobe for head-to-toe Abercrombie & Fitch and Hollister. I lived in those graphic tees and low-rise jeans that sat dangerously on my hip bones. I wanted to look like I just rolled out of a beach bonfire with sand still in my hair and saltwater on my skin.

    I begged my parents to send me to surfing camp in California. I actually went all the way to Australia chasing that fantasy life. I studied the skinny beach bum girls like they were my new religion — the ones with long, tangled blonde hair, tiny bikini bodies, and that lazy, seductive way they carried themselves. I dyed my hair with platinum blonde streaks and spent hours perfecting the windswept look. I wanted to be the girl guys stared at while I walked down the beach carrying a surfboard, all tan legs and collarbones. 

    This was right in the middle of my most extreme anorexic era, too. The thinner I got, the better my “surfer girl” costume fit. My hip bones jutted out, my thighs did not touch, and my stomach was concave enough to make those Abercrombie shorts hang just right. I was starving myself into the aesthetic. Every wave I caught, every mile I ran, every skipped meal was part of the transformation. I was not just playing dress-up — I was trying to disappear into this fantasy version of myself: blonde, effortless, desired, and dangerously thin.

    Looking back, it was wild how seamlessly I went from worshipping Britney’s polished, sexy pop-star body to chasing the raw, sun-drenched, barely-there surfer chick fantasy. Both versions of me were starving — literally and figuratively — for the same thing: to be wanted. To be the fantasy. To be the girl that made people lose their minds a little.

    I chased that high hard. From bedroom Britney dances to riding waves, bleaching my hair until it snapped, and counting every single sit-up like it would bring me closer to perfection.

    Those years were intense, messy, desperate for attention, and strangely formative.