Kat’s Musings

Tag: cafeteria

  • So Much For Therapy’s Deficit Model: I’m Actually Winning Right Now

    So Much For Therapy’s Deficit Model: I’m Actually Winning Right Now

    I am done pretending I need to hunt for problems like some emotional truffle pig. Therapy loves to open every session with that tired script: “What’s been bothering you lately?” or the classic “What’s on your mind today?” Like clockwork. Every. Single. Time.

    It is exhausting. Not because I am repressing trauma or whatever buzzword they are peddling this week, but because it forces you into this permanent defeatist mindset. Your brain starts scanning for cracks in life.. I used to play along. I used to dutifully excavate my worries about recovery—will my body ever feel like mine again? Will the future with my boyfriend actually stick or are we just trauma-bonded?—and hand them over like a good little patient.

    Not lately though. Lately the script flipped and I am not apologizing for it.

    I have been incredibly blessed, and saying that out loud feels almost rebellious in a culture addicted to struggle porn. My recovery is not some fragile domino set anymore; it is steady. The kind of steady where I wake up and do not immediately audit every pain like a hypochondriac auditor. My relationship? We are not just surviving—we are actually building something that does not feel like it is one bad night away from collapsing. He promises me the world and I hold him to it. We are laughing more than we are spiraling. Wild concept.

    And then there was Friday.

    I met my friend at that little corner café—the one with the ketogenic goodies. She has not seen me in a couple months, but she was the only one I met with post-stroke-we reconnected in 2015– when I was still drooling all over the place and pissing myself. She has since divorced, remarried, birthed two children and dominated the business world.

    I just smirked and ordered my usual. Because, my own glow-up is also real. And yes I owe it mostly to him— making me less self-conscious about my body and showing me how I can be loved just by being me. Unfortunately, my entire existence has been riddled with the feeling that I am somehow “not good enough” (read more about that here and here). Enter him. My boyfriend. My knight in shining armor. Skin clearer, posture straighter, that quiet confidence that does not need to announce itself with neon. Quietly improving in all aspects of life. I have been working out with actual consistency instead of performative self-punishment. Eating like I respect my body instead of bargaining with it. Dressing like I actually want to be seen. The kind of changes that happen when you stop waiting for permission to feel good.

    She kept saying I looked “different.” Lighter. Like I have shed an invisible backpack full of other people’s expectations. And she is right. I have.

    Therapy wants me to pathologize this. To poke at it until I find the hidden rot. “But what if the other shoe drops?” “Are you avoiding processing—?” Nope. I am not avoiding. I am just refusing to live in the waiting room of my own life anymore, endlessly prepping for the next disaster that might not even show up.

    This is not toxic positivity. This is pattern recognition. For once the scale is tipping toward good, and I am not going to self-sabotage by being suspicious about it . The universe finally tossed me a W streak and I am milking it. I am wearing the glow like it is my princess crown. Let the worried voices stay with the parents; I am out here collecting evidence that healing does not have to be miserable theater.

    So next time some well-meaning therapist asks what is bothering me, I might just lean back, smile like the villain who won, and say:

    “Nothing. For the first time in forever, absolutely fucking nothing. Next question.”

    The glow-up is not just skin-deep. It is systemic. And I am not going back to deficit mode just to make the session notes sound productive.

    Stay winning.

  • Why Mean Girls Is the Ultimate Guide to Human Nature

    Why Mean Girls Is the Ultimate Guide to Human Nature

    Despite everything that I have gone through and my trad ways: I can be a full-blown basic millennial bitch sometimes. And nothing makes that more obvious than the fact that I still rewatch Mean Girls. Lindsay Lohan’s Cady Heron, Regina George’s icy glare, that iconic burn book— I am obsessed. But here is the part that actually pisses people off: this so-called silly teen comedy from 2004 is not just funny. It is one of the most brutally honest dissections of human behavior ever made. It exposes the raw, ugly truth that high school is not some quirky phase we all grow out of. It also is an example of the entire human condition.

    We like to pretend that we evolved. We tell ourselves that survival, food, shelter, sex, and basic needs are what really drive us. Bullshit. Mean Girls rips that illusion to shreds and laughs. The real engine of human behavior—the thing that makes us lie, scheme, backstab, conform, and sometimes destroy each other—is not hunger or safety (sometimes it is sex, though!). It is the desperate need to be popular. To be liked. To be loved. To belong. To win the social game.

    And we never outgrow it. We just trade the cafeteria for Instagram, the Burn Book for group chats, and plastic crowns for clout.

    Think about it. In the movie, these girls are not fighting over food or territory in some primal sense. They are clawing for the throne of the cafeteria. Regina George does not need to steal your lunch money—she needs to own your entire personality. She wants you wearing her approved jeans, repeating her approved phrases, and fearing her. That power is currency. Social currency. And once you have it, you control the tribe.

    This is not exaggeration. Everything in this life revolves around power. This is evolutionary psychology wearing a pink “On Wednesdays we wear pink” shirt.

    Evolutionary biologists can talk all day about Maslow’s Hierarchy of Needs and how we are wired for shelter and reproduction. Cool story, bro. But watch Mean Girls and tell me the real hierarchy is not social status first. Cady literally abandons her authentic math-nerd self, her values, and her real friends the second she gets a taste of the Plastics’ world. All of this, because the rewards center of the primate brain lights up when it senses acceptance from the high-status group. Being exiled is death in social terms. In ancient tribes, it basically was death. Today it feels like it too—ask anyone who has ever been canceled, ghosted, or removed from the group chat.

    We are not rational actors driven by logic. We are status-obsessed monkeys in Lululemon who would rather be feared and desired than safe and anonymous. Mean Girls just had the balls to make it hilarious and horrifying at the same time.

    High School never ends—it just gets better lighting and Venmos.

    This movie is not about teenagers. It is about all of us. The Plastics run the school the same way certain women run certain friend groups, the same way certain men dominate certain industries, the same way influencers dictate what we are all supposed to want this week.

    We all see it everywhere: the coworkers who sabotage your promotion, the “wellness” ladies who passive-aggressively shame others’ choices, judging people on their appearance in their dating profiles or any other social media where low interaction results in social death.

    We mock high school cliques, but then spend our adulthood curating the exact same hierarchies online. “I’m not like other girls” energy? I hear/say it all the time, still alive and thriving. Now, the Burn Book has just been digitized.

    We all know it is all fake. We all know the game is ridiculous. Yet we keep playing because the alternative—being invisible, unliked, uncool—is apparently worse than selling pieces of our soul.

    It says that humans are all vain. Shallow. Tribal. Cruel. And painfully human.

    Mean Girls celebrates this chaos. It shows that the desire to be loved and admired can make you brilliant, strategic, funny, and ruthless all at once. Cady’s transformation is not just a plot device—it is every person who has ever reinvented themselves to fit in. Every time you bought the “right” bag, posted the “right” vacation photo, or bit your tongue to stay in the group, you were living your own Mean Girls moment.

    So call me basic. Call me obsessed. But I will keep rewatching because every single time I do, I see myself, my enemies, everyone I know, and the entire trajectory of human civilization reflected back in those chaotic cafeteria scenes.

    Popularity does not just matter… In the grand scheme of things, it might matter most.